: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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