Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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