Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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