you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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