What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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