im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He felt like a one man threesome
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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