So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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