well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
