Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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