I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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