Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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