your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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