Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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