I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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