He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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