According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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