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After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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