Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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