More tranny stories later!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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