I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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