Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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