Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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