She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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