My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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