apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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