We won't sleep together?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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