love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I deserve this hangover.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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