Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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