god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
