haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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