I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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