oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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