Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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