walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
