Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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