video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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