Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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