Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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