I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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