this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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