I want to stick my p in your. b.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
