even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
