you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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