Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
