I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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