If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Do plants get herpes?
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