Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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