Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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