Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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