found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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