I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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