they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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