This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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