She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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