i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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