I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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