Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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