I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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