I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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